After Duke Nukem saves the world again from the alien rampage he goes out in search of The Punisher, a man who could have been a great asset to the war. In raged that when the Aliens came he had to put his life of strippers and booze on hold while this supposed hero and killing machine prolly sat on his ass and cried like a girl. Duke beat up a couple of bums who knew where to find this Punish-HER. they told him he could be found in South America, so Duke went their and came upon a little village that was burning to the ground. he heard gun shots coming from the south so he pulled out his M1911 and walked towards the gun shots. when he rounded the corner he saw a man in all black, white skull on the front of a bullet proof vest and armed to the teeth, sawed-off shot gun in both hands,
"COME ON YOU UGLY MOTHER FUC..." a big energy blast hit the ground in front of the man Duke assumed was the Punisher. he heard a strange clicking noise coming from inside a shack. when he looked at the doorway a transparent being walked out and looked over at Duke. Duke knew this was an alien and that's all he needed to know. the Punisher stood back up and looked at both Duke and the Predator, he pointed a shotgun at both then said
"I don't know who either of you are, but I can't wait to read about you in the Obituaries!" Duke just looked down and saw the dead body of an alien that looked similar to the one in the doorway, only not transparent. he placed his boot on it's skull and heard it whimper. He crushed the skull and pulled out a second M1911.
"Hail to the king baby."